250+ illustrations
From the Absolutely Absurd to the Exceedingly Sexual:
-Crucified Frogs to Orgasmic Curtains
-Martini Glasses to Orgy Caves
-‘Masonic Upskirting’ to Pudenda Gardens SCROLL DOWN
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Sexual Symbolism
in the Fine Art Gallery!
“Prepare yourself for a ridiculous romp through some of the most famous art museums in the world.”
Phalluses in Forks, Fireworks, Fans, Fiddles, Flowers, Fish
Pudenda in Cats, Curtains, Corkscrews
S&M, VD, STD, and the dreaded PMD!
Once discovered …
… they can never be unseen!
This book studies salacious details in 17th &18th century art. Nearly 100 beautiful full colour paintings with short and fascinating explanations.
After a short introduction to the long history of Dick Pics in art, we study two artists in particular – the Dutchman Jan Steen, and the Englishman, William Hogarth. There are many surprises hidden within their art works!
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From the Absolutely Absurd to the Exceedingly Sexual
– Crucified Frogs to Orgasmic Curtains
– Martini Glasses to Orgy Caves
– ‘Masonic Up-Skirting’ to Pudenda Gardens
You will Learn:
– How 007 got his number
– The Inspiration for the Orgy Scene in ‘Eyes Wide Shut’
– All the Freemason’s Signs and ‘Secret Knocks’