Sexual Symbolism
in the Fine Art Gallery!

250+ illustrations
From the Absolutely Absurd to the Exceedingly Sexual:
-Crucified Frogs to Orgasmic Curtains
-Martini Glasses to Orgy Caves
-‘Masonic Upskirting’ to Pudenda Gardens SCROLL DOWN

“Prepare yourself for a ridiculous romp through some of the most famous art museums in the world.”

Phalluses in Forks, Fireworks, Fans, Fiddles, Flowers, Fish

Pudenda in Cats, Curtains, Corkscrews

S&M, VD, STD, and the dreaded PMD!

Once discovered …

… they can never be unseen!

This book studies salacious details in 17th &18th century art. Nearly 100 beautiful full colour paintings with short and fascinating explanations.

After a short introduction to the long history of Dick Pics in art, we study two artists in particular – the Dutchman Jan Steen, and the Englishman, William Hogarth.  There are many surprises hidden within their art works!